03-03-2010

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Sam: Good, because i didn't do my homework

02-22-2010

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"

She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

02-19-2010

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick.'

The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'

The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'